Definitely Not A Cult Robe


Jump in on the first orders of this new interpretation of the renown Definetely Not A Cult logo and merch. This a product is designed for members of the Hash House Harriers a Drinking Club with a running problem.

Made with an outer layer of crushed velour and satin liner. Robes have
a hood and ribbon tie at the neck. 1 color printed logo on the back and a 1 color printed pattern along the length of the satin trim.


  • Adult Small - 44" long from neck down (40" chest) /  Sleeve - 20" / Hood - 18"
  • Adult Medium - 48" long from neck down (45" chest) / Sleeve - 23" / Hood - 19"
  • Adult Large -  54" long from neck down (50" chest) / Sleeve - 25" / Hood - 20" 

Colors: Only select colors and combinations available at this time.

NOTE: This is a pre-order. We will be taking pre-orders for 2-3 weeks, after which production will start. Expect to receive orders within 60 days after production begins.

International orders cannot be fulfilled at this time, we apologize for the inconvenience.